Gotta give these guys points for creativity…Butt really, bacon scented gonch!? Here’s their pitch.
J&D’s Foods, makers of Bacon Salt®, is pleased to announce the launch of Bacon Scented Underwear™, the world’s first underwear that looks and smells like bacon. Yes, this is real.
Marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat, J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments. Each pair is hand crafted in the USA to offer the support of briefs, the freedom of boxers and the smell of breakfast cooking in your pants. You really can have it all.
Featuring state of the art moisture-wicking, scent-emission technology stolen from NASA, we’ve embedded the smell of everyone’s favorite smell into the fabric of your pants. This intoxicating scent will last through multiple wash cycles and wearings – depending on the (ahem) strength of your own scent, your underwear should continue to smell like bacon for up to 6 months or even a year.
Our legal team has advised us to post the following serious warnings:
• J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear is not recommended for people in the following professions: mail carriers, zookeepers, veterinarians, dog catchers and walkers, and circus performers (especially lion tamers).
• If you have a large dog with razor sharp teeth, please do not fall asleep in J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear.
• If you are hiking in the woods where bears are known to roam, please do not wear Bacon Scented Underwear without also carrying a firearm.
J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear is available exclusivly at www.baconunderwear.com for $19.99 per pair and comes in men’s and women’s styles and sizes.
We’d like you to be one of the first people to experience J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear! If you want to Stop and Smell the Bacon™, please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org and be sure to include your address and contact info.
And oh yeah, we also invented the future of Bacon recently (www.candyyourbacon.com). No biggie.
Thanks again for your continued support of the Bacon Arts,
Justin & Dave