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Today is Robbie Burns Day and I have to admit that nothing is grosser in this world than Haggis. Yes Haggis, there is nothing grosser than having an animals stomach with its internal organs stuffed inside with other herbs and spices. I have tried this thing once in my life and it really is not on my bucket list but I wanted to try things once and I never have to try it again. Like Mike Myers said in So I Married an Axe Murderer "Most Scottish Food was made on a Dare." Now that we are a technology driven society and with all the fancy different Ipads and Phones and other things we now have resorts called "Black Out Resorts". These are places now that you can go and have no incoming and outgoing internet signals and also there is an extra charge if you don't have a TV in your room. I wonder if there is a new trend that will be happening over the next few years. I think that I could be on the forefront of this new hip different way of seeing the world in the "Sensory Deprivation Spa" Where you cannot see anything outside of your room. Also this can be done at home by putting a burlap sack on your head. We have one week left in January and looks like "Janopause" is gonna be over as well. It is the time of the year when many people abstain from having any sort of alcohol for the month to get over the fact they had way too much at Christmas and New Years and will be back on the wagon as soon as there is a holiday or "It's Five O'clock Somewhere". I have been hearing around that lots of people have been doing the whole cleanse thing. That likely would work pretty good but it seems like there is a cheaper and easier way to just clean out your system. Get sick and have it come out of both ends. Yeah it might make you feel like crap but it does about the same job but save you $100 dollars a treatment. If you do choose to be part of Robbie Burns Day make sure that you have a limerick ready as it is a part of the tradition for the day. I will get you started and here is the format. The first two lines last word must rhyme and the 3rd and 4th last line has to rhyme with each other as well. Then the last line of the 5 line poem must rhyme with the first two: Today is the day for a Stomach, Kidney and Liver If you have tried it already it will make you shiver Your could wash it down with a drink But make sure you think Before you take home someone Mother. T.A.J Russell
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